OH MY GOD
No wonder NBC held onto Phelps’s story for so long - Lochte is a nightmare when he opens his mouth/wears clothes/decides what his hair looks like
Literally what in the hell is he talking about?
Bless his heart.
oh god. :(
This. is. the. greatest. thing. I. have. ever. seen.
Hahahahahahaha wtffff this is so great